What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

You Only Live Twice

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

How do you have intercourse with a girl who can remember you for a long time?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why is only the left side of my vagina bleeding, on and off?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

A View to a Kill

-”Ah so!”

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

From Russia With Love

The sun's poles have flipped. A spacecraft is watching what happens next. - Mashable

Goldfinger

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Do narcissists love their children?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What are some fun/kinky things to do with your partner?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Diamonds Are Forever

Dr No

How can parents identify and address early signs of racial bias in young children?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Live and Let Die

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why is Donald Trump criticized by so many people?

-J W Pepper

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why do some straight men like to suck dick but don't find other males attractive?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How can someone in your family purposely try to destroy your reputation?

Moonraker

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”She is very sexyful!”